your so ugly, you threw a boomerang and it didnt come back!

 

your so fat you sell shade on the beach!

 

your so ugly,you went to a ugly contest and they said,'sorry,no proffesionals!'

 

your so short you reach up to tie your shoes!

 

your so small you can get raped by a jelly baby!

 

your so fat that when you walk past the T.V i miss three adverts!

 

          

         the definition of DUMB