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you may be thinking that super heroes do not exist. but again, i shall prove you wrong!!!
here are the current super heroes of the world, patrolling the streets and making sure everything is ok!

                        ANGLE GRINDER MAN

                                               

Category:         Social activist

Activity Level:   Confirmed Active (Reported by BBC)

Identity:         Secret

Notoriety:        Medium

Arch Enemy:       None

Region:           England

Organization:     None

   Angle-grinder Man patrols by night looking for unhappy drivers who have been clamped and then sets their cars free. An odd-job man by day, he  operates in Kent during the week and in London on weekends. He decided to go "full-time vigilante" in May this year.

   "My obsession with wheel-clamping is actually a rebellion against a much deeper malaise," he said. "Namely, the arrogant contempt that politicians hold for the people who put them into power, and whom they claim to represent.

 

UPDATED:  03/30/2005

 

 

            TERRIFICA

                                         

Category:         Social Activist

Activity Level:   Confirmed Active (Reported by ABC)

Identity:         Semi-Public

Notoriety:        Medium

Arch Enemy:       Fantastico

Region:           New York

Organization:     None

   Terrifica patrols New York City's bars, clubs, and streets by night looking for women who have had a little too much to drink and are in danger of being taken advantage of by men.

   "Do not be meek enough to believe the myths society has imposed on us to basically control you. "
    
 

                             Terrifica's Site:                 http://www.terrifica.net/terrifica/questions2.html

UPDATED:  03/30/2005

 

 

 

           POLAR MAN

                                             

 

Category:         Crime-fighting / Public Service

Activity Level:   Confirmed Active

Identity:         Secret

Profile:          Medium / Low

Arch Enemy:       None

Region:           Canada

Organization:     None

   Polar Man shovels elders' steps and walkways, entertains children and prowls the streets some nights keeping an eye out for vandals

   He models himself after a figure in an Inuit legend, an unknown white man, who provided food and clothing to people in need.
 

 UPDATED:  03/30/2005

        

 

  WHITLEY'S BATMAN & ROBIN

                                            

Category:         Crime-fighting / Public Service

Activity Level:   Confirmed Active (By The Evening Post)

Identity:         Secret

Notoriety:        High / Medium

Arch Enemy:       None

Region:           Whitley, England

Organization:     None

    This dynamic duo performs good deeds, such as helping stranded motorists and light crime fighting.

    Their goal is to make Whitley a better and safer place.
    “We don’t think Martin Salter and Tony Blair are doing a good job, so we want to give people a taste of what we can do." *

 (* Quote from a story in The Evening Post)
 

 

UPDATED:  05/12/2005

 

       CAPTAIN JACKSON

                             (Police Sanctioned Independent Crime Fighter)

                                         

Category:         Crime-fighting / Public Service

Activity Level:   Confirmed Active  

Identity:         Secret

Notoriety:        High / Medium

Arch Enemy:       None

Region:           Jackson Michigan

Organization:     Crimefighter Corps.

    Captain Jackson Regularly patrols the Jackson area and frequently does volunteer work in his community as well as assisting local charities.

     Together, Captain Jackson, The Queen Of Hearts and Crimefighter Girl are known as The Crimefighter Corps.

   " I didn`t ask for this job. It`s just something that happened to me one day. Five years ago I just wanted to make a difference. I wanted to bridge the ever growing gap I saw between the police and the citizenry."*

        (* Quote from Captain Jackson's Website.)

                                                 Website:       http://www.captainjackson.org/captainjackson/

UPDATED:  08/27/2005

 

 

      QUEEN OF HEARTS

                             (Police Sanctioned Independent Crime Fighter)

                                      

Category:         Crime-fighting / Public Service

Activity Level:   Confirmed Active  

Identity:         Secret

Notoriety:        High / Medium

Arch Enemy:       None

Region:           Jackson Michigan

Organization:     Crimefighter Corps.

    The Queen Of Hearts patrols the Jackson area and frequently does volunteer work in her community as well as assisting local charities.

     Together, Captain Jackson, The Queen Of Hearts and Crimefighter Girl are known as The Crimefighter Corps.

   "The Queen of Hearts' goal is to quell Domestic Violence by teaching our youth and others how to recognize and prevent it."*

        (* Quote from Captain Jackson's Website.)

                                                 Website:        http://www.captainjackson.org/captainjackson/

UPDATED:  08/27/2005

 

 

      CRIMEFIGHTER GIRL

                             (Police Sanctioned Independent Crime Fighter)

                                     

Category:         Crime-fighting / Public Service

Activity Level:   Confirmed Active  

Identity:         Secret

Notoriety:        High / Medium

Arch Enemy:       None

Region:           Jackson Michigan

Organization:     Crimefighter Corps.

    The Crimefighter Girl patrols the Jackson area and frequently does volunteer work in her community as well as assisting local charities.

     Together, Captain Jackson, The Queen Of Hearts and Crimefighter Girl are known as The Crimefighter Corps.

   ". ...I watch her work hand in hand with the D.D.A., the City Police, many City Officials, the Michigan Theater and the people of Jackson she herself is a professional, and at great sacrifice, gives freely of her time and love to all of Jackson."*

  (* Quoting The Queen Of Hearts on Captain Jackson's Website.)

                                                 Website:        http://www.captainjackson.org/captainjackson/

UPDATED:  08/27/2005

 

 

       GREEN SCORPION

        

Category:         Crime-fighting

Activity Level:   Unknown  

Identity:         Secret

Notoriety:        Low

Arch Enemy:       None

Region:           Southwestern United states

Organization:     The Moonlight Club

                  The Justice Society Of Justice

    Green Scorpion is an unconfirmed crime fighter. This profile will be updated if more information is provided.

    "I am here to chew gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum!"

  (* Quoting Green Scorpion. ) (He's quoting from "They Live".)

                                                    

UPDATED:  01/26/2006

 

 

         SUPERBARRIO     

          snapshots from Superbarrio

Category:         Social Activist

Activity Level:   Confirmed Active (CNN)

Identity:         Secret

Notoriety:        High

Arch Enemy:       None

Region:           Mexico City, Mexico

Organization:     Unknown

    Superbarrio promotes the rights of workers and the poor in mexico.

(Due to the very real risk involved in doing this in Mexico, we have decided that he deserves to be listed here.)

"I can't stop a plane or a train single-handed, but I can keep a family from being evicted."

 

  UPDATED:  05/14/2006

 

 

         Doktor DiscorDTM

                                      
 

Category:         Crime-fighting

Activity Level:   Confirmed Active (NPR)  

Identity:         Secret

Notoriety:        High / Medium

Arch Enemy:       None

Region:           INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA

Organization:     Justice Society Of Justice

(*Motto: The JUSTICE SOCIETY OF JUSTICE ™...offering twice the JUSTICE as the leading competitors!)

    The Doktor Discord patrols the Indianapolis area.

               "..We dont care about victimless crime like drug use or people buying prostitutes. the kind of CRIME we're talking about is the kind that makes little old ladies afraid to leave their houses."*

        (* Quote from Doktor Discord's Website.)

                                                 Website:            http://www.myspace.com/doktordiscord

UPDATED:  06/03/2006

 

 

 

            Mr Silent

                                         
 

Category:         Crime-fighting

Activity Level:   Confirmed Active (NPR)  

Identity:         Secret

Notoriety:        High / Medium

Arch Enemy:       None

Region:           INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA

Organization:     Justice Society Of Justice*

(*Motto: The JUSTICE SOCIETY OF JUSTICE ™...offering twice the JUSTICE as the leading competitors!)

    Mr Silent patrols the streets of indianapolis.

                       "I roam the streets of the city looking for those in distress or danger and I do my best to help them. If those in need of help are being mugged or hurt in anyway, then you can be assured that I will do something about it. One may ask, how I can call myself a superhero when I can't fly or run at mach 3. The answer is simple. I am idealistically super. I see what, in my opinion, needs changed in society and I work towards that goal. I can't say if I will ever fight an army of giant robots or a criminal master mind, I just don't know. What I do know, however, is that I will fight injustice in whatever form it takes."*
 

        (* Quotes from Mr Silent's Website.)

                                                 Website:            http://myspace.com/deaconaeon

UPDATED:  06/03/2006

 

       

 

                                    Dark Guardian

                                    
 

Category:         Crime-fighting

Activity Level:   Active 

Identity:         Secret

Notoriety:        Low

Arch Enemy:       None

Region:           New York, New York

Organizations:    Justice Society Of Justice

                  The Moonlight Club

 

    The Dark Guardian Patrols the streets of New York, sometimes teaming up with other Real-Life Superheroes.

                       "I am a man who will make a difference in this world. Some may call me a hero, a super-hero, a vigilante, or a nut job. I fight for all that is right and just. I protect the innocent and punish evil. I will drive myself self into the ground to help make this world a better place. I now only live my life for justice and the betterment of mankind."*
 

        (* Quotes from Dark Guardian's Website.)

                                                 Website:            http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=88388992

UPDATED:  08/23/2006

 

 

 

 

 

                                        Tothian

                                    
                                       

Category:         Crime Fighter, Public Service

Activity Level:   Active 

Identity:         Unknown

Notoriety:        Low

Arch Enemy:       Gestapo (Unconfirmed)

Region:           New Jersey

Organizations:    None

 

    Tothian Patrols dangerous areas in New Jersey & New York City., sometimes teaming up with other Real-Life Superheroes. Occasionally patrols New Jersey with  his sidekick "Galvis". 



   
"I am saving up money to go to foreign lands where innocent people are being killed, such as Darfur, Iraq, Afganistan."

 "I was born to save the world from Terrorism & Injustice, and will also passionately defend Freedom to my last dying breath. I will also always help & save those in need, to the best of my ability." *

     "Fear NOTHING, 'cause Tothian's got your back!!!"*

      (* Quotes from Tothian's Myspace Page.)

                                                  Website:          

                                         www.myspace.com/tothian

 

                            Additional Info:

    Providence's MySpace videos where real life Superheroes clean up the city, go to Squeegeeman's videos on his youtube account - squeegee team up parts 1 & 2. www.YouTube.com/user/SqueegeemanNYC

                             www.YouTube.com/user/SqueegeemanNYC

 

UPDATED:  01/04/2007

 

gir man. he's the shit yo.
 
GIR