|
Frosties Advert Makes Me ANGRY!!!
I'm not normally one to rant, but WHAT WERE THEY THINKING.
Here are the lyrics to the god-awful song:
They're gonna taste greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat,
They're
gonna taste greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat,
I can hear the sound of frosties hitting my plate,
They're gonna taste
greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat,
With Tony ma mate,
Everybody knows frosties taste great,
Even ladies who wait,
Or a pi-rate,
And your big teenage brother who's out on a date,
If you live in Aus mate.
Or the empire state,
Even ladies with a personolised number plates,
Or a bloke in a crate,
Well he knows they taste great,
They're
gonna taste greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat,
They're gonna taste greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat,
They're gonna taste
greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat,
They're gonna taste greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaat,
(Boy flies off into the air).
I'd like to point out some flaws in the song, firstly why would you ever eat frosties off a plate? Surely that's
impractical and would lead to milk spillage.
Secondly if they are going to taste great does that suggest that they
don't taste great already?
Then there is a pirate involved...... that's just odd.
Also I'm sure that the country
is called the United States, not the Empire State (isn't that a building? (yes it is).
And finally I doubt that a
bloke in a crate would have some frosties with him as he would be sealed inside, again spilling more milk.
AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnyyyywwwwwwwaaa
aaaaayyyyyy,
Does anyone else hate this song?
EDIT(ate):
Here is my version:
The Frosty
Reception of the Frosties Song
This song makes me irate,
And fills me with hate,
I type this so for bed I
am late, (that is pure class and you know it)
Lets have a debate,
On whether they taste greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaat,
I
think writing this crap is fate,
This is such a bad trait,
My head is beginning to discombubulate,
This is affecting
my physiological state,
The guy who wrote this song is a reprobate,
He deserves a good slate,
We should throw
things at his gate,
I think this has my anger sate (that is poor, although sate does mean satisfied)
Wow if you are
still reading this it has been a long wait,
I'm off now, but I am sure that you will think I am inconsiderate,
Meh,
I'm sure I could go on until next year this date.
|
