Your so stupid you tried to drown a fish!
your so ugly, you threw a boomerang and it didnt come back!
your so fat you sell shade on the beach!
your so ugly,you went to a ugly contest and they said,'sorry,no proffesionals!'
your so short you reach up to tie your shoes!
your so small you can get raped by a jelly baby!
your so fat that when you walk past the T.V i miss three adverts!
the definition of DUMB